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Tag: 2017 Movies

There May Be Better Movies Than “The Velocipastor,” But Few Are This Much Fun

Posted on January 1, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

Never Has a Movie Never Been More Canadian than ‘Another Wolfcop!’

Posted on October 27, 2019November 13, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Skyline again? Can’t we get… Beyond Skyline?

Posted on December 27, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is the Challenging Movie Star Wars Fans Demanded and Never Knew They Didn’t Want

Posted on December 19, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Geostorm is an Amazing Failure. Who Greenlights this Stuff?

Posted on December 2, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Justice League: A Hurried and Undeserved Team Up Movie That Still Strangely Improves on What Came Before

Posted on November 19, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Thor Ragnarok’ Finally Allows Thor to be a God

Posted on November 3, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Happy Death Day’ is a Surprisingly Good Character Study of the Evolution of a Shallow Horror Movie Victim

Posted on October 28, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Kingsmen: The Golden Circle’ is Predictable and Disappointing

Posted on October 21, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Cult of Chucky’ is Unexpectedly Inventive

Posted on October 18, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

How Not to Start a Cinematic Universe: “The Mummy”

Posted on September 11, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The New ‘It’ Fills Some Big Red Clown Shoes

Posted on September 8, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Forgettable ‘The Boss Baby’ Sounds Like The Worst Idea Ever, But That’s Only Because It Is.

Posted on August 19, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

I Saw ‘The Emoji Movie’ For Free and Still Feel Like I Overpaid

Posted on August 6, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Courage Comes in All Forms in ‘Dunkirk’

Posted on July 24, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

A Movie Like ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’ Shouldn’t Be This Boring!

Posted on July 22, 2017May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Going Back to Basics Makes ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Something Special

Posted on July 22, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Masterfully Caps off a Trilogy of Amazing Films

Posted on July 18, 2017May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Ugly and Stupid ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ is a Conundrum of Excess and a Lack of Care

Posted on June 20, 2017August 23, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

‘Wonder Woman’ is the First True Winner for the DC Universe!

Posted on June 7, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Alien Covenant’ is an Insultingly Stupid Dumpster Fire

Posted on May 23, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Broken People Find Family in the Excellent ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’

Posted on May 5, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Beauty and the Beast’ a Flat and Lifeless Remake

Posted on April 22, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Teen Titans: The Judas Contract’ is Fine, but We’ve Seen It Before!

Posted on April 6, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Ghost in the Shell’ a White-Washed, Dumbed-Down, Snore-Fest

Posted on April 3, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Life’ Finds a Way

Posted on April 3, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Power Rangers’ is Great When They’re Not Being Power Rangers

Posted on March 29, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Kong: Skull Island’ Strips King Kong of its Baggage and Sets Him on an Original Adventure For Once

Posted on March 28, 2017June 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0