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Category: Movie Reviews

‘In the Heights’ is a delightful, vibrant celebration

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud

Posted on June 4, 2021June 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world

Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The DE vil wears prada: Cruella is simply marvelous, darling!

Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Army of the Dead brings life to the undead

Posted on May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity

Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

I finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to!

Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED

Posted on April 25, 2021May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it

Posted on April 4, 2021April 4, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Zack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen

Posted on March 20, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence

Posted on March 19, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Coming 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting

Posted on March 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Why Call the Movie “Tom and Jerry” when Tom and Jerry are Reduced to Side Characters?

Posted on February 28, 2021March 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Superman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine

Posted on February 18, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale

Posted on February 18, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Wonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity

Posted on December 27, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

“Soul” has a lot of… well, you know…

Posted on December 25, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The Croods: A New Age doesn’t give a single solitary damn and I love it for that

Posted on December 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston1

Mulan tries to do something new, but ends up stunningly mediocre

Posted on September 4, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Bill and Ted Face the Music rehashes what came before, but it is still charming and fun

Posted on September 4, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Candace against the Universe is a welcome return to the world of phineas and ferb

Posted on September 4, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Holy cow! Artemis is Foul!

Posted on June 13, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Scooby Doo-Doo

Posted on May 20, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Goes for Fan Service and Self-Referential Humor while a Better Story Was Begging to be Seen

Posted on May 19, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War is an Outstanding, Dark, and Brutal Sendoff to the DC Animated Cinematic Universe

Posted on May 13, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Trolls World Tour: The Sequel I Watched to the Movie I Never Saw in the First Place

Posted on April 15, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Song of the South is the forbidden Disney fruit and I took a bite

Posted on April 10, 2020April 9, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

1917 is an exciting, engrossing, and intoxicating experience

Posted on April 6, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn is the Strangely Overlooked Movie That Deserves a Second (or First) Look

Posted on April 3, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

The Call of the Wild is a Sanitized, Simplified, Cartoony, and Unsatisfying Adaptation

Posted on March 30, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Onward is a Familiar Family Journey Wrapped Up in a World That is Wonderful and Wacky

Posted on March 8, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Sonic the Hedgehog Completely Avoids Being the Apocalyptic Cataclysm We Were Expecting and Ends Up Being the Fun and Silly Adventure we Weren’t

Posted on February 16, 2020February 15, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

I Have Seen “Cats” and I Have… Thoughts.

Posted on February 4, 2020March 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Terminator: Dark Fate, just like the other Terminator sequels, was Always Fated for Failure

Posted on January 21, 2020February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Annabelle Comes Home is a Shallow Gallery of Jump Scares

Posted on January 19, 2020February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

“Rock ‘n Rule” is a Curious and Tragically Problematic Time Capsule of 80’s Animation

Posted on January 3, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

There May Be Better Movies Than “The Velocipastor,” But Few Are This Much Fun

Posted on January 1, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

The Rise of Skywalker May be Messy and Overstuffed, but it’s Still Satisfying and Very Enjoyable

Posted on December 23, 2019February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

‘Frozen II’ is a Journey of Transformation

Posted on November 27, 2019November 25, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“Lady and the Tramp” is Just Fine and, for a Live-Action Disney Remake… that’s Fine

Posted on November 18, 2019February 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

“Maleficent: Mistress of Evil” Once Again Chooses the Lazy Route and Makes a Villain a Hero

Posted on November 12, 2019November 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Angry Birds Movie 2’ is an Unexpectedly Hilarious Sequel

Posted on November 5, 2019November 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Beverly Hills Chihuahua… Wasn’t That Bad (But it is Pretty Ruff!)

Posted on November 4, 2019November 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“The Haunted Mansion”: Stop this Doombuggy, I Want to Get Off!

Posted on October 31, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

There is No Adjective That can Describe the Incredible Badness That is ‘Dreamcatcher.’

Posted on October 31, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

A Painful Look Back at ‘FearDotCom,’ the Embarrassing Time Hollywood Tried to Make the Internet Scary

Posted on October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“The Skeleton Key” is a Vast Cut Above its Early 2000’s PG-13 Horror Ilk and Deserves its Long Overdue Due

Posted on October 29, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“Red Eye” is the Unlikely Wes Craven Thriller We Never Saw Coming

Posted on October 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Never Has a Movie Never Been More Canadian than ‘Another Wolfcop!’

Posted on October 27, 2019November 13, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Changeling’ is an Incredibly Effective Slow-Burning Horror Masterpiece

Posted on October 20, 2019October 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0