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Category: Movie Reviews

Cocaine Bear Knows What It Is and Embraces the Chaos

Posted on February 26, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

Quantumania is the Best Ant-Man Movie… Take That as You Will

Posted on February 19, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

A Humbled Director Delivers a Knock at the Cabin

Posted on February 5, 2023February 5, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

‘You People’ Should Have Picked a Lane

Posted on January 31, 2023January 30, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

Teen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology

Posted on January 26, 2023January 31, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

‘Dog Gone’ Exploits Your Love of Dogs with Minimum Effort

Posted on January 20, 2023January 31, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

Megan is a Welcome January Surprise

Posted on January 8, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!

Posted on June 30, 2022June 30, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers is legitimately one of the best movies of 2022

Posted on June 28, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Bob’s Burgers: The Movie is just a Feature Length television episode and that isn’t a bad thing!

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is an endearing, innocent fun time for all

Posted on April 26, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Jackass Forever is the grossest, cringiest, and most strangely comforting experience I’ve had in a long time

Posted on April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem

Posted on April 17, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’ asks the all-important question: What if Puberty had feelings?

Posted on April 10, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Don’t Look Up uses satire as a sledgehammer

Posted on December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead

Posted on December 25, 2021December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Spider-Man: Far From Home completes Spidey’s origin story

Posted on December 24, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Encanto is a vibrant, original Disney tale

Posted on December 24, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience

Posted on November 21, 2021November 21, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Ghostbusters Afterlife is an emotional, heartfelt sequel

Posted on November 20, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a movie that could have benefitted from pumping the brakes a little

Posted on October 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings benefits from novelty and a wonderful cast with palpable chemistry

Posted on October 13, 2021October 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Malignant is stupidly insane and I love it

Posted on September 11, 2021September 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The Suicide Squad is violent, gory, profane, and strangely touching at times

Posted on August 6, 2021August 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Life is a beach and then you die in, “Old”

Posted on July 27, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Space Jam: A New Legacy is what it is and doesn’t pretend to be what it ain’t

Posted on July 16, 2021July 18, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Oh, Hello there, Black Widow solo movie! What took you so long?

Posted on July 8, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

Fear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology

Posted on July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

America: The Motion PIcture is exactly what you expect it to be

Posted on July 6, 2021July 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid

Posted on July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness

Posted on July 6, 2021July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

Luca is a perfectly enjoyable mid-level effort from Pixar

Posted on June 18, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

‘In the Heights’ is a delightful, vibrant celebration

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud

Posted on June 4, 2021June 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world

Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The DE vil wears prada: Cruella is simply marvelous, darling!

Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Army of the Dead brings life to the undead

Posted on May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity

Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

I finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to!

Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED

Posted on April 25, 2021May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it

Posted on April 4, 2021April 4, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Zack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen

Posted on March 20, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence

Posted on March 19, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Coming 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting

Posted on March 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Why Call the Movie “Tom and Jerry” when Tom and Jerry are Reduced to Side Characters?

Posted on February 28, 2021March 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Superman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine

Posted on February 18, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale

Posted on February 18, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Wonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity

Posted on December 27, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0