Movie ReviewsCocaine Bear Knows What It Is and Embraces the Chaos Posted on February 26, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Cocaine Bear Knows What It Is and Embraces the Chaos” Continue reading "Cocaine Bear Knows What It Is and Embraces the Chaos"
Movie ReviewsQuantumania is the Best Ant-Man Movie… Take That as You Will Posted on February 19, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Quantumania is the Best Ant-Man Movie… Take That as You Will” Continue reading "Quantumania is the Best Ant-Man Movie… Take That as You Will"
Movie ReviewsA Humbled Director Delivers a Knock at the Cabin Posted on February 5, 2023February 5, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “A Humbled Director Delivers a Knock at the Cabin” Continue reading "A Humbled Director Delivers a Knock at the Cabin"
Movie Reviews‘You People’ Should Have Picked a Lane Posted on January 31, 2023January 30, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘You People’ Should Have Picked a Lane” Continue reading "‘You People’ Should Have Picked a Lane"
Movie ReviewsTeen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology Posted on January 26, 2023January 31, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Teen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology” Continue reading "Teen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology"
Movie Reviews‘Dog Gone’ Exploits Your Love of Dogs with Minimum Effort Posted on January 20, 2023January 31, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Dog Gone’ Exploits Your Love of Dogs with Minimum Effort” Continue reading "‘Dog Gone’ Exploits Your Love of Dogs with Minimum Effort"
Movie ReviewsMegan is a Welcome January Surprise Posted on January 8, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Megan is a Welcome January Surprise” Continue reading "Megan is a Welcome January Surprise"
Movie ReviewsJurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill! Posted on June 30, 2022June 30, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!” Continue reading "Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!"
Movie ReviewsChip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers is legitimately one of the best movies of 2022 Posted on June 28, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers is legitimately one of the best movies of 2022” Continue reading "Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers is legitimately one of the best movies of 2022"
Movie ReviewsLightyear is Fine, but Lightweight Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight” Continue reading "Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight"
Movie ReviewsBob’s Burgers: The Movie is just a Feature Length television episode and that isn’t a bad thing! Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Bob’s Burgers: The Movie is just a Feature Length television episode and that isn’t a bad thing!” Continue reading "Bob’s Burgers: The Movie is just a Feature Length television episode and that isn’t a bad thing!"
Movie ReviewsDoctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways” Continue reading "Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways"
Movie ReviewsSonic the Hedgehog 2 is an endearing, innocent fun time for all Posted on April 26, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is an endearing, innocent fun time for all” Continue reading "Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is an endearing, innocent fun time for all"
Movie ReviewsJackass Forever is the grossest, cringiest, and most strangely comforting experience I’ve had in a long time Posted on April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Jackass Forever is the grossest, cringiest, and most strangely comforting experience I’ve had in a long time” Continue reading "Jackass Forever is the grossest, cringiest, and most strangely comforting experience I’ve had in a long time"
Movie ReviewsEverything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem Posted on April 17, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem” Continue reading "Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem"
Movie ReviewsPixar’s ‘Turning Red’ asks the all-important question: What if Puberty had feelings? Posted on April 10, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’ asks the all-important question: What if Puberty had feelings?” Continue reading "Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’ asks the all-important question: What if Puberty had feelings?"
Movie ReviewsDon’t Look Up uses satire as a sledgehammer Posted on December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Don’t Look Up uses satire as a sledgehammer” Continue reading "Don’t Look Up uses satire as a sledgehammer"
Movie ReviewsThe Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead Posted on December 25, 2021December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead” Continue reading "The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead"
Movie ReviewsSpider-Man: Far From Home completes Spidey’s origin story Posted on December 24, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Spider-Man: Far From Home completes Spidey’s origin story” Continue reading "Spider-Man: Far From Home completes Spidey’s origin story"
Movie ReviewsEncanto is a vibrant, original Disney tale Posted on December 24, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Encanto is a vibrant, original Disney tale” Continue reading "Encanto is a vibrant, original Disney tale"
Movie ReviewsDune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience Posted on November 21, 2021November 21, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience” Continue reading "Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience"
Movie ReviewsGhostbusters Afterlife is an emotional, heartfelt sequel Posted on November 20, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Ghostbusters Afterlife is an emotional, heartfelt sequel” Continue reading "Ghostbusters Afterlife is an emotional, heartfelt sequel"
Movie ReviewsVenom: Let There Be Carnage is a movie that could have benefitted from pumping the brakes a little Posted on October 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a movie that could have benefitted from pumping the brakes a little” Continue reading "Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a movie that could have benefitted from pumping the brakes a little"
Movie ReviewsShang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings benefits from novelty and a wonderful cast with palpable chemistry Posted on October 13, 2021October 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings benefits from novelty and a wonderful cast with palpable chemistry” Continue reading "Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings benefits from novelty and a wonderful cast with palpable chemistry"
Movie ReviewsMalignant is stupidly insane and I love it Posted on September 11, 2021September 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Malignant is stupidly insane and I love it” Continue reading "Malignant is stupidly insane and I love it"
Movie ReviewsThe Suicide Squad is violent, gory, profane, and strangely touching at times Posted on August 6, 2021August 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Suicide Squad is violent, gory, profane, and strangely touching at times” Continue reading "The Suicide Squad is violent, gory, profane, and strangely touching at times"
Movie ReviewsLife is a beach and then you die in, “Old” Posted on July 27, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Life is a beach and then you die in, “Old”” Continue reading "Life is a beach and then you die in, “Old”"
Movie ReviewsSpace Jam: A New Legacy is what it is and doesn’t pretend to be what it ain’t Posted on July 16, 2021July 18, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Space Jam: A New Legacy is what it is and doesn’t pretend to be what it ain’t” Continue reading "Space Jam: A New Legacy is what it is and doesn’t pretend to be what it ain’t"
Movie ReviewsOh, Hello there, Black Widow solo movie! What took you so long? Posted on July 8, 2021 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Oh, Hello there, Black Widow solo movie! What took you so long?” Continue reading "Oh, Hello there, Black Widow solo movie! What took you so long?"
Movie ReviewsFear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology Posted on July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Fear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology” Continue reading "Fear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology"
Movie ReviewsAmerica: The Motion PIcture is exactly what you expect it to be Posted on July 6, 2021July 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “America: The Motion PIcture is exactly what you expect it to be” Continue reading "America: The Motion PIcture is exactly what you expect it to be"
Movie ReviewsThe Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid Posted on July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid” Continue reading "The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid"
Movie ReviewsPsycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness Posted on July 6, 2021July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness” Continue reading "Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness"
Movie ReviewsLuca is a perfectly enjoyable mid-level effort from Pixar Posted on June 18, 2021 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Luca is a perfectly enjoyable mid-level effort from Pixar” Continue reading "Luca is a perfectly enjoyable mid-level effort from Pixar"
Movie Reviews‘In the Heights’ is a delightful, vibrant celebration Posted on June 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘In the Heights’ is a delightful, vibrant celebration” Continue reading "‘In the Heights’ is a delightful, vibrant celebration"
Movie Reviews‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud Posted on June 4, 2021June 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud” Continue reading "‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud"
Movie ReviewsA Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world” Continue reading "A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world"
Movie ReviewsThe DE vil wears prada: Cruella is simply marvelous, darling! Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The DE vil wears prada: Cruella is simply marvelous, darling!” Continue reading "The DE vil wears prada: Cruella is simply marvelous, darling!"
Movie ReviewsArmy of the Dead brings life to the undead Posted on May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Army of the Dead brings life to the undead” Continue reading "Army of the Dead brings life to the undead"
Movie ReviewsThe Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity” Continue reading "The Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity"
Movie ReviewsI finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to! Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “I finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to!” Continue reading "I finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to!"
Movie ReviewsMortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED Posted on April 25, 2021May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED” Continue reading "Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED"
Movie ReviewsGodzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it Posted on April 4, 2021April 4, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it” Continue reading "Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it"
Movie ReviewsZack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen Posted on March 20, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Zack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen” Continue reading "Zack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen"
Movie ReviewsRaya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence Posted on March 19, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence” Continue reading "Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence"
Movie ReviewsComing 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting Posted on March 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Coming 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting” Continue reading "Coming 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting"
Movie ReviewsWhy Call the Movie “Tom and Jerry” when Tom and Jerry are Reduced to Side Characters? Posted on February 28, 2021March 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Why Call the Movie “Tom and Jerry” when Tom and Jerry are Reduced to Side Characters?” Continue reading "Why Call the Movie “Tom and Jerry” when Tom and Jerry are Reduced to Side Characters?"
Movie ReviewsSuperman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine Posted on February 18, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Superman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine” Continue reading "Superman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine"
Movie Reviews‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale Posted on February 18, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale” Continue reading "‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale"
Movie ReviewsWonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity Posted on December 27, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Wonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity” Continue reading "Wonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity"