Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!
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Category: Movie Reviews
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Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers is legitimately one of the best movies of 2022
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Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight
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Bob’s Burgers: The Movie is just a Feature Length television episode and that isn’t a bad thing!
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Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is an endearing, innocent fun time for all
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Jackass Forever is the grossest, cringiest, and most strangely comforting experience I’ve had in a long time
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Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem
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Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’ asks the all-important question: What if Puberty had feelings?
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Don’t Look Up uses satire as a sledgehammer
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The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead
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Spider-Man: Far From Home completes Spidey’s origin story
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Encanto is a vibrant, original Disney tale
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Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience
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Ghostbusters Afterlife is an emotional, heartfelt sequel
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a movie that could have benefitted from pumping the brakes a little
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Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings benefits from novelty and a wonderful cast with palpable chemistry
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Malignant is stupidly insane and I love it
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The Suicide Squad is violent, gory, profane, and strangely touching at times
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Life is a beach and then you die in, “Old”
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Space Jam: A New Legacy is what it is and doesn’t pretend to be what it ain’t
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Oh, Hello there, Black Widow solo movie! What took you so long?
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Fear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology
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America: The Motion PIcture is exactly what you expect it to be
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The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid
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Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness
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Luca is a perfectly enjoyable mid-level effort from Pixar
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‘In the Heights’ is a delightful, vibrant celebration
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‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud
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A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world
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The DE vil wears prada: Cruella is simply marvelous, darling!
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Army of the Dead brings life to the undead
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The Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity
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I finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to!
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Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED
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Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it
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Zack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen
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Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence
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Coming 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting
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Why Call the Movie “Tom and Jerry” when Tom and Jerry are Reduced to Side Characters?
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Superman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine
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‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale
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Wonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity
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“Soul” has a lot of… well, you know…
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The Croods: A New Age doesn’t give a single solitary damn and I love it for that
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Mulan tries to do something new, but ends up stunningly mediocre
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Bill and Ted Face the Music rehashes what came before, but it is still charming and fun
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Candace against the Universe is a welcome return to the world of phineas and ferb
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Holy cow! Artemis is Foul!
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Scooby Doo-Doo
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