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Movie Reviews

Cocaine Bear Knows What It Is and Embraces the Chaos

Posted on February 26, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Cocaine Bear Knows What It Is and Embraces the Chaos”
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Quantumania is the Best Ant-Man Movie… Take That as You Will

Posted on February 19, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Quantumania is the Best Ant-Man Movie… Take That as You Will”
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A Humbled Director Delivers a Knock at the Cabin

Posted on February 5, 2023February 5, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “A Humbled Director Delivers a Knock at the Cabin”
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‘You People’ Should Have Picked a Lane

Posted on January 31, 2023January 30, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘You People’ Should Have Picked a Lane”
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Teen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology

Posted on January 26, 2023January 31, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Teen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology”
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‘Dog Gone’ Exploits Your Love of Dogs with Minimum Effort

Posted on January 20, 2023January 31, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Dog Gone’ Exploits Your Love of Dogs with Minimum Effort”
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Megan is a Welcome January Surprise

Posted on January 8, 2023 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Megan is a Welcome January Surprise”
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Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!

Posted on June 30, 2022June 30, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!”
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Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers is legitimately one of the best movies of 2022

Posted on June 28, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers is legitimately one of the best movies of 2022”
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Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight”
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Bob’s Burgers: The Movie is just a Feature Length television episode and that isn’t a bad thing!

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Bob’s Burgers: The Movie is just a Feature Length television episode and that isn’t a bad thing!”
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Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways”
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is an endearing, innocent fun time for all

Posted on April 26, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is an endearing, innocent fun time for all”
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Jackass Forever is the grossest, cringiest, and most strangely comforting experience I’ve had in a long time

Posted on April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Jackass Forever is the grossest, cringiest, and most strangely comforting experience I’ve had in a long time”
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Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem

Posted on April 17, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem”
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Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’ asks the all-important question: What if Puberty had feelings?

Posted on April 10, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’ asks the all-important question: What if Puberty had feelings?”
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Don’t Look Up uses satire as a sledgehammer

Posted on December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Don’t Look Up uses satire as a sledgehammer”
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The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead

Posted on December 25, 2021December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead”
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Spider-Man: Far From Home completes Spidey’s origin story

Posted on December 24, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Spider-Man: Far From Home completes Spidey’s origin story”
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Encanto is a vibrant, original Disney tale

Posted on December 24, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Encanto is a vibrant, original Disney tale”
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Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience

Posted on November 21, 2021November 21, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience”
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Ghostbusters Afterlife is an emotional, heartfelt sequel

Posted on November 20, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Ghostbusters Afterlife is an emotional, heartfelt sequel”
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a movie that could have benefitted from pumping the brakes a little

Posted on October 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a movie that could have benefitted from pumping the brakes a little”
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Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings benefits from novelty and a wonderful cast with palpable chemistry

Posted on October 13, 2021October 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings benefits from novelty and a wonderful cast with palpable chemistry”
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Malignant is stupidly insane and I love it

Posted on September 11, 2021September 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Malignant is stupidly insane and I love it”
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The Suicide Squad is violent, gory, profane, and strangely touching at times

Posted on August 6, 2021August 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Suicide Squad is violent, gory, profane, and strangely touching at times”
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Life is a beach and then you die in, “Old”

Posted on July 27, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Life is a beach and then you die in, “Old””
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Space Jam: A New Legacy is what it is and doesn’t pretend to be what it ain’t

Posted on July 16, 2021July 18, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Space Jam: A New Legacy is what it is and doesn’t pretend to be what it ain’t”
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Oh, Hello there, Black Widow solo movie! What took you so long?

Posted on July 8, 2021 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Oh, Hello there, Black Widow solo movie! What took you so long?”
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Fear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology

Posted on July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Fear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology”
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America: The Motion PIcture is exactly what you expect it to be

Posted on July 6, 2021July 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “America: The Motion PIcture is exactly what you expect it to be”
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The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid

Posted on July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid”
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Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness

Posted on July 6, 2021July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness”
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Luca is a perfectly enjoyable mid-level effort from Pixar

Posted on June 18, 2021 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Luca is a perfectly enjoyable mid-level effort from Pixar”
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‘In the Heights’ is a delightful, vibrant celebration

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘In the Heights’ is a delightful, vibrant celebration”
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‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud

Posted on June 4, 2021June 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud”
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A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world

Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world”
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The DE vil wears prada: Cruella is simply marvelous, darling!

Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The DE vil wears prada: Cruella is simply marvelous, darling!”
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Army of the Dead brings life to the undead

Posted on May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Army of the Dead brings life to the undead”
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The Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity

Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity”
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I finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to!

Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “I finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to!”
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Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED

Posted on April 25, 2021May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED”
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Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it

Posted on April 4, 2021April 4, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it”
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Zack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen

Posted on March 20, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Zack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen”
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Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence

Posted on March 19, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence”
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Coming 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting

Posted on March 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Coming 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting”
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Why Call the Movie “Tom and Jerry” when Tom and Jerry are Reduced to Side Characters?

Posted on February 28, 2021March 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Why Call the Movie “Tom and Jerry” when Tom and Jerry are Reduced to Side Characters?”
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Superman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine

Posted on February 18, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Superman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine”
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‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale

Posted on February 18, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale”
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Wonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity

Posted on December 27, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Wonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity”
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