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Continue reading "Fear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology"
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Continue reading "‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud"
Continue reading "A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world"
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Continue reading "Army of the Dead brings life to the undead"
Continue reading "The Mitchells vs. The Machines is a masterfully contained explosion of joy and creativity"
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Continue reading "Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED"
Continue reading "Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it"
Continue reading "Zack Snyder’s Justice League polishes a turd to a golden sheen"
Continue reading "Raya and the Last Dragon is a beautiful, imaginative tale that is annoyingly free of consequence"
Continue reading "Coming 2 America Achieves the Distinct Honor of Not Being as Bad as I Was Expecting"
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Continue reading "Superman: Man of Tomorrow is a safe and unambitious origin story and that’s perfectly fine"
Continue reading "‘Superman: Red Son’ is a Fascinating What If Tale"
Continue reading "Wonder Woman 1984 captures the spirit of hope and humanity"
Continue reading "“Soul” has a lot of… well, you know…"
Continue reading "The Croods: A New Age doesn’t give a single solitary damn and I love it for that"
Continue reading "Mulan tries to do something new, but ends up stunningly mediocre"
Continue reading "Bill and Ted Face the Music rehashes what came before, but it is still charming and fun"
Continue reading "Candace against the Universe is a welcome return to the world of phineas and ferb"
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Continue reading "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Goes for Fan Service and Self-Referential Humor while a Better Story Was Begging to be Seen"
Continue reading "Justice League Dark: Apokolips War is an Outstanding, Dark, and Brutal Sendoff to the DC Animated Cinematic Universe"
Continue reading "Trolls World Tour: The Sequel I Watched to the Movie I Never Saw in the First Place"
Continue reading "Song of the South is the forbidden Disney fruit and I took a bite"
Continue reading "1917 is an exciting, engrossing, and intoxicating experience"
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Continue reading "The Call of the Wild is a Sanitized, Simplified, Cartoony, and Unsatisfying Adaptation"
Continue reading "Onward is a Familiar Family Journey Wrapped Up in a World That is Wonderful and Wacky"
Continue reading "Sonic the Hedgehog Completely Avoids Being the Apocalyptic Cataclysm We Were Expecting and Ends Up Being the Fun and Silly Adventure we Weren’t"
Continue reading "I Have Seen “Cats” and I Have… Thoughts."
Continue reading "Terminator: Dark Fate, just like the other Terminator sequels, was Always Fated for Failure"
Continue reading "Annabelle Comes Home is a Shallow Gallery of Jump Scares"
Continue reading "“Rock ‘n Rule” is a Curious and Tragically Problematic Time Capsule of 80’s Animation"
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Continue reading "The Rise of Skywalker May be Messy and Overstuffed, but it’s Still Satisfying and Very Enjoyable"
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