Movie Reviews – Jason Gaston

Holy cow! Artemis is Foul!

Posted on June 13, 2020June 13, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Scooby Doo-Doo

Posted on May 20, 2020May 20, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Goes for Fan Service and Self-Referential Humor while a Better Story Was Begging to be Seen

Posted on May 19, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War is an Outstanding, Dark, and Brutal Sendoff to the DC Animated Cinematic Universe

Posted on May 13, 2020May 12, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Trolls World Tour: The Sequel I Watched to the Movie I Never Saw in the First Place

Posted on April 15, 2020April 13, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Song of the South is the forbidden Disney fruit and I took a bite

Posted on April 10, 2020April 9, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

1917 is an exciting, engrossing, and intoxicating experience

Posted on April 6, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn is the Strangely Overlooked Movie That Deserves a Second (or First) Look

Posted on April 3, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

The Call of the Wild is a Sanitized, Simplified, Cartoony, and Unsatisfying Adaptation

Posted on March 30, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Onward is a Familiar Family Journey Wrapped Up in a World That is Wonderful and Wacky

Posted on March 8, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Sonic the Hedgehog Completely Avoids Being the Apocalyptic Cataclysm We Were Expecting and Ends Up Being the Fun and Silly Adventure we Weren’t

Posted on February 16, 2020February 15, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

I Have Seen “Cats” and I Have… Thoughts.

Posted on February 4, 2020March 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Terminator: Dark Fate, just like the other Terminator sequels, was Always Fated for Failure

Posted on January 21, 2020February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Annabelle Comes Home is a Shallow Gallery of Jump Scares

Posted on January 19, 2020February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

“Rock ‘n Rule” is a Curious and Tragically Problematic Time Capsule of 80’s Animation

Posted on January 3, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

There May Be Better Movies Than “The Velocipastor,” But Few Are This Much Fun

Posted on January 1, 2020March 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston1

The Rise of Skywalker May be Messy and Overstuffed, but it’s Still Satisfying and Very Enjoyable

Posted on December 23, 2019February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

‘Frozen II’ is a Journey of Transformation

Posted on November 27, 2019November 25, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“Lady and the Tramp” is Just Fine and, for a Live-Action Disney Remake… that’s Fine

Posted on November 18, 2019February 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

“Maleficent: Mistress of Evil” Once Again Chooses the Lazy Route and Makes a Villain a Hero

Posted on November 12, 2019November 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Angry Birds Movie 2’ is an Unexpectedly Hilarious Sequel

Posted on November 5, 2019November 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Beverly Hills Chihuahua… Wasn’t That Bad (But it is Pretty Ruff!)

Posted on November 4, 2019November 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

There is No Adjective That can Describe the Incredible Badness That is ‘Dreamcatcher.’

Posted on October 31, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“The Haunted Mansion”: Stop this Doombuggy, I Want to Get Off!

Posted on October 31, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

A Painful Look Back at ‘FearDotCom,’ the Embarrassing Time Hollywood Tried to Make the Internet Scary

Posted on October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“The Skeleton Key” is a Vast Cut Above its Early 2000’s PG-13 Horror Ilk and Deserves its Long Overdue Due

Posted on October 29, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“Red Eye” is the Unlikely Wes Craven Thriller We Never Saw Coming

Posted on October 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Never Has a Movie Never Been More Canadian than ‘Another Wolfcop!’

Posted on October 27, 2019November 13, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Changeling’ is an Incredibly Effective Slow-Burning Horror Masterpiece

Posted on October 20, 2019October 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Zombieland: Double Tap” is a Mostly Toothless Sequel

Posted on October 19, 2019October 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Look Out ‘Below!’ This is an Overlooked Horror Movie You Need to See!

Posted on October 18, 2019October 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans’ is Simply Lazy, Low-Effort Stupidity

Posted on October 16, 2019October 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Joker’ is a Masterpiece

Posted on October 15, 2019October 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘It: Chapter Two’: Never Send an Adult to Do a Kid’s Job

Posted on October 14, 2019October 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Jesse Pinkman rides ‘El Camino’ to Some Long Overdue Closure

Posted on October 13, 2019October 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘In the Tall Grass’ Starts Strong but is Mowed Down by Mediocrity

Posted on October 9, 2019October 7, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Hell House LLC’ is a Found Footage Horror Treasure

Posted on October 3, 2019October 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

That One Time they Made a Dracula Movie with a Nine-Day Shelf Life

Posted on October 2, 2019October 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Between Two Ferns: The Movie’ is the Feature Length Movie Based on an Internet Show You Never Knew You Always Wanted

Posted on September 25, 2019October 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Underground Comedy Movie’ Should Remain Buried Like Toxic Sludge or Nuclear Waste

Posted on September 7, 2019September 6, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Movie Reviews Television

“Steven Universe: The Movie” is a Celebration of Song, Life, Love, and Change

Posted on September 3, 2019September 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Secret Life of Pets 2’: Because Absolutely No One Demanded It!

Posted on August 26, 2019August 25, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Banana Splits’ is the Weirdest Joke Ever Filmed

Posted on August 25, 2019September 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Fact and Fiction Swirl About in ‘The Amazing Johnathan Documentary’

Posted on August 22, 2019August 20, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Marlon Wayans Plays Easy Stereotypes for Laughs that Never Come in “Sextuplets”

Posted on August 19, 2019August 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Invader Zim’ Returns to “Enter the Florpus”

Posted on August 18, 2019August 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Batman: Hush,’ Despite Some Alarming Creative Choices, Is a Great Adaptation

Posted on August 14, 2019August 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’ is a Marvelously Macabre Retelling of a Childhood Favorite

Posted on August 12, 2019August 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Disaster Movie’ is the Worst Thing in the History of Anything Ever

Posted on August 11, 2019August 10, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Lion Sleeps Tonight: “The Lion King” is a Dull and Uninspired Retelling

Posted on July 28, 2019July 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0