Because apparently regular sharks weren’t enough.
No, somebody looked at a water park — a place already filled with screaming children, questionable nachos, mysterious Band-Aids floating past your ankle, and enough chlorine to dissolve a Buick — and thought:
“You know what this needs? A SHARK.”
Today I’m diving headfirst into WATER PARK SHARK, a movie whose title tells you pretty much everything you need to know about the level of dignity we’re dealing with here.
Is it terrifying? Is it ridiculous? Is it the kind of movie where you stop asking questions about marine biology five minutes in because clearly nobody involved was interested in answering them?
Let’s find out.
Join me as we continue 31 Spooky Movies of Halloween, where every day brings another horror movie — from genuine classics to cinematic decisions that probably began with someone saying, “Hear me out…”
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Thanks for watching — and remember: if you hear a lifeguard yell “SHARK!”, maybe don’t assume it’s part of the wave-pool experience.
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