Cocaine Bear Knows What It Is and Embraces the Chaos
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Author: Jason Gaston
Father, teacher, writer, photographer, artist, actor, male model, and inventor of the semicolon. Low tier Tiktok famous. Kind of a big deal.
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Quantumania is the Best Ant-Man Movie… Take That as You Will
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A Humbled Director Delivers a Knock at the Cabin
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‘You People’ Should Have Picked a Lane
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Teen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology
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‘Dog Gone’ Exploits Your Love of Dogs with Minimum Effort
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Think You Might Want to Watch ‘Velma?’ Scooby Don’t!
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Megan is a Welcome January Surprise
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Star Trek’s Newest Incarnation Boldly Goes Back to Basics, But it Works
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The Captain’s Quadrant: Star Trek: Lower Decks: “Minding the Mind’s Mines”
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The Power of Jay-Skull: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2021)
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Captain’s Quadrant: Star Trek: Lower Decks, “The Least Dangerous Game”
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The Agony Booth: Spock’s Brain
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Repo: The Genetic Opera vs. Repo Men
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The Agony Booth: Angel One
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The Power of Jay-Skull: “The Diamond Ray of Disappearance”
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The Agony Booth: “Move Along Home”
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The Agony Booth: Threshold
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Captain’s Quadrant: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, “A Quality of Mercy”
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Captain’s Quadrant: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: “All Those Who Wander”
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Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!
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Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers is legitimately one of the best movies of 2022
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Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight
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Bob’s Burgers: The Movie is just a Feature Length television episode and that isn’t a bad thing!
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Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways
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“Farewell” ends a frustrating season of Star Trek: Picard
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“Hide and Seek” brings life and death to Star Trek: Picard, but it is not without its problems
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“Mercy” and thank you… Star Trek: Picard finally has some momentum again, even if most of it feels like a waste
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is an endearing, innocent fun time for all
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Jackass Forever is the grossest, cringiest, and most strangely comforting experience I’ve had in a long time
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Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem
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“Monsters” is good TV, but it drags the momentum of the entire season arch to a halt
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The Man confronts The Boy in Wil Wheaton’s “Still Just a Geek”
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Jurati is Queen in “Two of One”
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Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’ asks the all-important question: What if Puberty had feelings?
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“Fly me to the Moon” is mostly unnecessary time filler in a season that is beginning to look like it could have benefitted from less episodes
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The Batman is a Methodical Tale of Failure
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Star Trek: Picard’s latest episode is just like The One with the Whales, only without the whales
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Star Trek: Discovery’s DMA season is DOA
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The Q Hits the Fan with Star Trek: Picard’s, “Penance”
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“Species 10-C” is a delicious serving of Star Trek, but Tarka is still the fly in the soup
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It’s like Star Trek: Picard read my Christmas wish list!
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Discovery’s “Rosetta” is hopelessly lost in space
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Discovery crosses “The Galactic Barrier” and Tarka gets a too little/too late backstory.
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Star Trek: Discovery’s “Rubicon” is an episode that had everything going for it, then tragically self-destructs
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Discovery goes “All In” on a perfectly fine Star Trek version of Mr. & Mrs. Smith
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The Demystification and Domestication of Boba Fett
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You should be watching The Legend of Vox Machina
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The Expanse implodes with a short, unsatisfying finale season
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Star Trek: Prodigy’s mid-season finale, “A Moral Star, Part Two” tells a satisfying, self-contained story, teases the future, and even throws in a cliffhanger
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