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Category: Writings

There’s Nothing Sadder Than an Empty School

Posted on March 25, 2020March 24, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Granny’s Medicine Cabinet

Posted on March 3, 2020March 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

The Ghosts I Grew Up With

Posted on February 29, 2020February 29, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Those Jaws Tho

Posted on January 7, 2020January 6, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Six Flags Over Texas: The Yosemite Sam Gold River Adventure Ride is Dead… Time to Bring Back Spee-Lunker’s Cave!

Posted on January 5, 2020March 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Things About Halloween That Suck

Posted on October 31, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston2

Television Writings

Things I Would Like to See on Final Space: Season Three

Posted on September 29, 2019September 29, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Ballad of Jolene: The Final Verse

Posted on September 5, 2019September 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Travels Writings

Top View NYC is a Double-Decker Dumpster Fire on Wheels

Posted on August 17, 2019August 15, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Gaston is Not the Bad Guy in “Beauty and the Beast!”

Posted on July 31, 2019July 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

William Freaking Shatner: Why You Should Totally Meet Your Heroes

Posted on July 29, 2019July 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Television Writings

What is Mooncake Exactly? (Possible Spoilers for ‘Final Space’!)

Posted on July 27, 2019July 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Unibrow Revelation

Posted on June 6, 2019June 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Nitrogen

Posted on June 3, 2019May 29, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Mystery of the Green Children

Posted on June 2, 2019May 29, 2019 by Jason Gaston1

Home Fires

Posted on May 24, 2019May 23, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

In the Belly of the Mouse

Posted on May 16, 2019May 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Vacuum Cleaner Sucks

Posted on April 28, 2019April 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Disney’s Cars: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale of Horror

Posted on April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

A Plague of Flies

Posted on April 13, 2019April 13, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

That Jerk in the Cage that Poops Gold

Posted on April 11, 2019April 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston1

Press Your Luck

Posted on April 10, 2019April 7, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Chip’s Not-So-Excellent Adventure

Posted on April 9, 2019April 7, 2019 by Jason Gaston1

Spring-Heeled Jack

Posted on April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Doppelgänger

Posted on March 27, 2019March 24, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

La Pascualita: The Corpse Bride

Posted on March 22, 2019March 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Gigantic Things in the Universe That Want to Kill You Deader Than Dead

Posted on March 20, 2019March 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

If Star Trek Discovery’s 3rd Season Renewal Infuriates You, You are Everything Wrong with the Fan Base

Posted on March 3, 2019March 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Flag Burning

Posted on February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Star Trek: Universe: “Z-Axis”

Posted on February 26, 2019February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Star Trek: Universe: “Great Expectations”

Posted on February 25, 2019February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston1

Dora the Explorer: A Sad Tale of Child Neglect and Mental Illness

Posted on February 24, 2019March 7, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Ali Baba Calaba’s Mastaba

Posted on February 16, 2019February 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Kill Count

Posted on February 15, 2019February 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Black Mass

Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

My Cat Hates You

Posted on February 11, 2019February 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Don’t Look Up

Posted on September 21, 2018January 20, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

My Bro is a Werewolf

Posted on September 16, 2018January 20, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Same But Different

Posted on September 16, 2018January 20, 2019 by Jason Gaston0