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Category: Writings

Writings

There’s Nothing Sadder Than an Empty School

Posted on March 25, 2020March 24, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “There’s Nothing Sadder Than an Empty School”
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Granny’s Medicine Cabinet

Posted on March 3, 2020March 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Granny’s Medicine Cabinet”
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The Ghosts I Grew Up With

Posted on February 29, 2020February 29, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Ghosts I Grew Up With”
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Those Jaws Tho

Posted on January 7, 2020January 6, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Those Jaws Tho”
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Six Flags Over Texas: The Yosemite Sam Gold River Adventure Ride is Dead… Time to Bring Back Spee-Lunker’s Cave!

Posted on January 5, 2020March 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Six Flags Over Texas: The Yosemite Sam Gold River Adventure Ride is Dead… Time to Bring Back Spee-Lunker’s Cave!”
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Things About Halloween That Suck

Posted on October 31, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston2 comments on “Things About Halloween That Suck”
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Television Writings

Things I Would Like to See on Final Space: Season Three

Posted on September 29, 2019September 29, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Things I Would Like to See on Final Space: Season Three”
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The Ballad of Jolene: The Final Verse

Posted on September 5, 2019September 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Ballad of Jolene: The Final Verse”
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Travels Writings

Top View NYC is a Double-Decker Dumpster Fire on Wheels

Posted on August 17, 2019August 15, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Top View NYC is a Double-Decker Dumpster Fire on Wheels”
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Gaston is Not the Bad Guy in “Beauty and the Beast!”

Posted on July 31, 2019July 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Gaston is Not the Bad Guy in “Beauty and the Beast!””
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Life Writings

William Freaking Shatner: Why You Should Totally Meet Your Heroes

Posted on July 29, 2019July 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “William Freaking Shatner: Why You Should Totally Meet Your Heroes”
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Television Writings

What is Mooncake Exactly? (Possible Spoilers for ‘Final Space’!)

Posted on July 27, 2019July 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “What is Mooncake Exactly? (Possible Spoilers for ‘Final Space’!)”
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The Unibrow Revelation

Posted on June 6, 2019June 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Unibrow Revelation”
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Nitrogen

Posted on June 3, 2019May 29, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Nitrogen”
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The Mystery of the Green Children

Posted on June 2, 2019May 29, 2019 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “The Mystery of the Green Children”
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Home Fires

Posted on May 24, 2019May 23, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Home Fires”
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In the Belly of the Mouse

Posted on May 16, 2019May 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “In the Belly of the Mouse”
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The Vacuum Cleaner Sucks

Posted on April 28, 2019April 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Vacuum Cleaner Sucks”
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Disney’s Cars: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale of Horror

Posted on April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Disney’s Cars: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale of Horror”
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A Plague of Flies

Posted on April 13, 2019April 13, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “A Plague of Flies”
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That Jerk in the Cage that Poops Gold

Posted on April 11, 2019April 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “That Jerk in the Cage that Poops Gold”
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Press Your Luck

Posted on April 10, 2019April 7, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Press Your Luck”
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Chip’s Not-So-Excellent Adventure

Posted on April 9, 2019April 7, 2019 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Chip’s Not-So-Excellent Adventure”
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Spring-Heeled Jack

Posted on April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Spring-Heeled Jack”
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Doppelgänger

Posted on March 27, 2019March 24, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Doppelgänger”
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La Pascualita: The Corpse Bride

Posted on March 22, 2019March 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “La Pascualita: The Corpse Bride”
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Gigantic Things in the Universe That Want to Kill You Deader Than Dead

Posted on March 20, 2019March 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Gigantic Things in the Universe That Want to Kill You Deader Than Dead”
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If Star Trek Discovery’s 3rd Season Renewal Infuriates You, You are Everything Wrong with the Fan Base

Posted on March 3, 2019March 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “If Star Trek Discovery’s 3rd Season Renewal Infuriates You, You are Everything Wrong with the Fan Base”
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Flag Burning

Posted on February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Flag Burning”
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Star Trek: Universe: “Z-Axis”

Posted on February 26, 2019February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Star Trek: Universe: “Z-Axis””
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Star Trek: Universe: “Great Expectations”

Posted on February 25, 2019February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Star Trek: Universe: “Great Expectations””
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Dora the Explorer: A Sad Tale of Child Neglect and Mental Illness

Posted on February 24, 2019March 7, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Dora the Explorer: A Sad Tale of Child Neglect and Mental Illness”
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Ali Baba Calaba’s Mastaba

Posted on February 16, 2019February 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Ali Baba Calaba’s Mastaba”
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Kill Count

Posted on February 15, 2019February 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Kill Count”
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The Black Mass

Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Black Mass”
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My Cat Hates You

Posted on February 11, 2019February 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “My Cat Hates You”
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Don’t Look Up

Posted on September 21, 2018January 20, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Don’t Look Up”
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My Bro is a Werewolf

Posted on September 16, 2018January 20, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “My Bro is a Werewolf”
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Same But Different

Posted on September 16, 2018January 20, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Same But Different”
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