Jason Gaston

Category: Writings

3/25/2020

There’s Nothing Sadder Than an Empty School
3/3/2020

Granny’s Medicine Cabinet
2/29/2020

The Ghosts I Grew Up With
1/7/2020

Those Jaws Tho
1/5/2020

Six Flags Over Texas: The Yosemite Sam Gold River Adventure Ride is Dead… Time to Bring Back Spee-Lunker’s Cave!
10/31/2019

Things About Halloween That Suck
9/29/2019

Things I Would Like to See on Final Space: Season Three
9/5/2019

The Ballad of Jolene: The Final Verse
8/17/2019

Top View NYC is a Double-Decker Dumpster Fire on Wheels
7/31/2019

Gaston is Not the Bad Guy in “Beauty and the Beast!”
7/29/2019

William Freaking Shatner: Why You Should Totally Meet Your Heroes
7/27/2019

What is Mooncake Exactly? (Possible Spoilers for ‘Final Space’!)
6/6/2019

The Unibrow Revelation
6/3/2019

Nitrogen
6/2/2019

The Mystery of the Green Children
5/24/2019

Home Fires
5/16/2019

In the Belly of the Mouse
4/28/2019

The Vacuum Cleaner Sucks
4/17/2019

Disney’s Cars: A Post-Apocalyptic Tale of Horror
4/13/2019

A Plague of Flies
4/11/2019

That Jerk in the Cage that Poops Gold
4/10/2019

Press Your Luck
4/9/2019

Chip’s Not-So-Excellent Adventure
4/5/2019

Spring-Heeled Jack
3/27/2019

Doppelgänger
3/22/2019

La Pascualita: The Corpse Bride
3/20/2019

Gigantic Things in the Universe That Want to Kill You Deader Than Dead
3/3/2019

If Star Trek Discovery’s 3rd Season Renewal Infuriates You, You are Everything Wrong with the Fan Base
2/28/2019

Flag Burning
2/26/2019

Star Trek: Universe: “Z-Axis”
2/25/2019

Star Trek: Universe: “Great Expectations”
2/24/2019

Dora the Explorer: A Sad Tale of Child Neglect and Mental Illness
2/16/2019

Ali Baba Calaba’s Mastaba
2/15/2019

Kill Count
2/13/2019

The Black Mass
2/11/2019

My Cat Hates You
9/21/2018

Don’t Look Up
9/16/2018

My Bro is a Werewolf
9/16/2018

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