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Tag: Science Fiction

Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!

Posted on June 30, 2022June 30, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem

Posted on April 17, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead

Posted on December 25, 2021December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience

Posted on November 21, 2021November 21, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid

Posted on July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness

Posted on July 6, 2021July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it

Posted on April 4, 2021April 4, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Bill and Ted Face the Music rehashes what came before, but it is still charming and fun

Posted on September 4, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Terminator: Dark Fate, just like the other Terminator sequels, was Always Fated for Failure

Posted on January 21, 2020February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

“Rock ‘n Rule” is a Curious and Tragically Problematic Time Capsule of 80’s Animation

Posted on January 3, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

The Rise of Skywalker May be Messy and Overstuffed, but it’s Still Satisfying and Very Enjoyable

Posted on December 23, 2019February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

“Another Life” Feels Lost in Space

Posted on September 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘I Am Mother’ is a Thoughtful and Uneasy Ethical and Moral Dilemma

Posted on June 20, 2019June 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Men in Black: International’ is Mediocre Without Borders

Posted on June 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Unibrow Revelation

Posted on June 6, 2019June 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Netflix’ ‘Rim of the World’ Is a ‘Goonies’ Type Adventure that Keeps the Danger Real

Posted on May 31, 2019May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Orville’ is in Real Danger of Losing its Identity

Posted on April 18, 2019April 15, 2019 by Jason Gaston1

You Should be Watching “Love, Death, & Robots”

Posted on March 26, 2019May 21, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Seven Minutes in Dark City

Posted on March 6, 2019March 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Alita: Battle Angel Excels at World Building, but Not Much Else

Posted on February 18, 2019February 17, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Kill Count

Posted on February 15, 2019February 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Io. Io. It’s Off to Work We Go.

Posted on January 28, 2019February 10, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

You Should Be Watching Lost in Space

Posted on January 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Rampage

Posted on April 23, 2018January 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Reboot: The Guardian Code is Quite Possibly the Worst Thing in the History of Anything Ever

Posted on April 4, 2018February 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Ready Player One

Posted on March 29, 2018January 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Let’s Talk About Final Space: Episode Six

Posted on March 28, 2018June 25, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Pacific Rim: Uprising

Posted on March 25, 2018January 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Annihilation

Posted on March 17, 2018January 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Skyline again? Can’t we get… Beyond Skyline?

Posted on December 27, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is the Challenging Movie Star Wars Fans Demanded and Never Knew They Didn’t Want

Posted on December 19, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Geostorm is an Amazing Failure. Who Greenlights this Stuff?

Posted on December 2, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

A Movie Like ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’ Shouldn’t Be This Boring!

Posted on July 22, 2017May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Masterfully Caps off a Trilogy of Amazing Films

Posted on July 18, 2017May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Ugly and Stupid ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ is a Conundrum of Excess and a Lack of Care

Posted on June 20, 2017August 23, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

‘Alien Covenant’ is an Insultingly Stupid Dumpster Fire

Posted on May 23, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Broken People Find Family in the Excellent ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’

Posted on May 5, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Ghost in the Shell’ a White-Washed, Dumbed-Down, Snore-Fest

Posted on April 3, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Life’ Finds a Way

Posted on April 3, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Independence Day Resurgence’ Completely Skips a More Interesting Movie to Deliver a Terrible One

Posted on July 29, 2016May 6, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

To Infinity and ‘Star Trek Beyond!’

Posted on July 23, 2016April 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part Two’ Stretches Out Every Incredibly Thin Second to Get More of Your Sweet, Sweet Money

Posted on November 27, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Martian’ is an Engrossing Tale of How Duct Tape Holds the Universe Together

Posted on October 4, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Middle Movie Curse Strikes Again with ‘The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials’

Posted on October 4, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

It’s a small ‘Jurassic World’ after all!

Posted on July 15, 2015April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Terminator Genisys’ Proves You Can’t Keep a Good Cyborg Down

Posted on July 4, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Extraterrestrial’ will have you cheering for the killer alien

Posted on May 22, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is Fun, Fun, Fun

Posted on August 1, 2014May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Beats the Odds and ‘Revenge of the Fallen’ to Become the Worst Transformers Movie

Posted on June 27, 2014August 23, 2020 by Jason Gaston0