Movie ReviewsJurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill! Posted on June 30, 2022June 30, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!” Continue reading "Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!"
Movie ReviewsLightyear is Fine, but Lightweight Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight” Continue reading "Lightyear is Fine, but Lightweight"
Movie ReviewsEverything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem Posted on April 17, 2022 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem” Continue reading "Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem"
Movie ReviewsThe Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead Posted on December 25, 2021December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead” Continue reading "The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead"
Movie ReviewsDune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience Posted on November 21, 2021November 21, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience” Continue reading "Dune is a visual masterpiece, but an endlessly frustrating experience"
Movie ReviewsThe Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid Posted on July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid” Continue reading "The Tomorrow War is stunningly stupid"
Movie ReviewsPsycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness Posted on July 6, 2021July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness” Continue reading "Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness"
Movie ReviewsGodzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it Posted on April 4, 2021April 4, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it” Continue reading "Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it"
Movie ReviewsBill and Ted Face the Music rehashes what came before, but it is still charming and fun Posted on September 4, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Bill and Ted Face the Music rehashes what came before, but it is still charming and fun” Continue reading "Bill and Ted Face the Music rehashes what came before, but it is still charming and fun"
Movie ReviewsTerminator: Dark Fate, just like the other Terminator sequels, was Always Fated for Failure Posted on January 21, 2020February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Terminator: Dark Fate, just like the other Terminator sequels, was Always Fated for Failure” Continue reading "Terminator: Dark Fate, just like the other Terminator sequels, was Always Fated for Failure"
Movie Reviews“Rock ‘n Rule” is a Curious and Tragically Problematic Time Capsule of 80’s Animation Posted on January 3, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on ““Rock ‘n Rule” is a Curious and Tragically Problematic Time Capsule of 80’s Animation” Continue reading "“Rock ‘n Rule” is a Curious and Tragically Problematic Time Capsule of 80’s Animation"
Movie ReviewsThe Rise of Skywalker May be Messy and Overstuffed, but it’s Still Satisfying and Very Enjoyable Posted on December 23, 2019February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Rise of Skywalker May be Messy and Overstuffed, but it’s Still Satisfying and Very Enjoyable” Continue reading "The Rise of Skywalker May be Messy and Overstuffed, but it’s Still Satisfying and Very Enjoyable"
Television“Another Life” Feels Lost in Space Posted on September 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on ““Another Life” Feels Lost in Space” Continue reading "“Another Life” Feels Lost in Space"
Movie Reviews‘I Am Mother’ is a Thoughtful and Uneasy Ethical and Moral Dilemma Posted on June 20, 2019June 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘I Am Mother’ is a Thoughtful and Uneasy Ethical and Moral Dilemma” Continue reading "‘I Am Mother’ is a Thoughtful and Uneasy Ethical and Moral Dilemma"
Movie Reviews‘Men in Black: International’ is Mediocre Without Borders Posted on June 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Men in Black: International’ is Mediocre Without Borders” Continue reading "‘Men in Black: International’ is Mediocre Without Borders"
WritingsThe Unibrow Revelation Posted on June 6, 2019June 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Unibrow Revelation” Continue reading "The Unibrow Revelation"
Movie ReviewsNetflix’ ‘Rim of the World’ Is a ‘Goonies’ Type Adventure that Keeps the Danger Real Posted on May 31, 2019May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Netflix’ ‘Rim of the World’ Is a ‘Goonies’ Type Adventure that Keeps the Danger Real” Continue reading "Netflix’ ‘Rim of the World’ Is a ‘Goonies’ Type Adventure that Keeps the Danger Real"
Television‘The Orville’ is in Real Danger of Losing its Identity Posted on April 18, 2019April 15, 2019 by Jason Gaston1 comment on “‘The Orville’ is in Real Danger of Losing its Identity” Continue reading "‘The Orville’ is in Real Danger of Losing its Identity"
TelevisionYou Should be Watching “Love, Death, & Robots” Posted on March 26, 2019May 21, 2021 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “You Should be Watching “Love, Death, & Robots”” Continue reading "You Should be Watching “Love, Death, & Robots”"
Movie ReviewsSeven Minutes in Dark City Posted on March 6, 2019March 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Seven Minutes in Dark City” Continue reading "Seven Minutes in Dark City"
Movie ReviewsAlita: Battle Angel Excels at World Building, but Not Much Else Posted on February 18, 2019February 17, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Alita: Battle Angel Excels at World Building, but Not Much Else” Continue reading "Alita: Battle Angel Excels at World Building, but Not Much Else"
WritingsKill Count Posted on February 15, 2019February 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Kill Count” Continue reading "Kill Count"
Movie ReviewsIo. Io. It’s Off to Work We Go. Posted on January 28, 2019February 10, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Io. Io. It’s Off to Work We Go.” Continue reading "Io. Io. It’s Off to Work We Go."
TelevisionYou Should Be Watching Lost in Space Posted on January 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “You Should Be Watching Lost in Space” Continue reading "You Should Be Watching Lost in Space"
Movie ReviewsRampage Posted on April 23, 2018January 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Rampage” Continue reading "Rampage"
TelevisionReboot: The Guardian Code is Quite Possibly the Worst Thing in the History of Anything Ever Posted on April 4, 2018February 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Reboot: The Guardian Code is Quite Possibly the Worst Thing in the History of Anything Ever” Continue reading "Reboot: The Guardian Code is Quite Possibly the Worst Thing in the History of Anything Ever"
Movie ReviewsReady Player One Posted on March 29, 2018January 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Ready Player One” Continue reading "Ready Player One"
TelevisionLet’s Talk About Final Space: Episode Six Posted on March 28, 2018June 25, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Let’s Talk About Final Space: Episode Six” Continue reading "Let’s Talk About Final Space: Episode Six"
Movie ReviewsPacific Rim: Uprising Posted on March 25, 2018January 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Pacific Rim: Uprising” Continue reading "Pacific Rim: Uprising"
Movie ReviewsAnnihilation Posted on March 17, 2018January 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Annihilation” Continue reading "Annihilation"
Movie ReviewsSkyline again? Can’t we get… Beyond Skyline? Posted on December 27, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Skyline again? Can’t we get… Beyond Skyline?” Continue reading "Skyline again? Can’t we get… Beyond Skyline?"
Movie ReviewsStar Wars: The Last Jedi is the Challenging Movie Star Wars Fans Demanded and Never Knew They Didn’t Want Posted on December 19, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Star Wars: The Last Jedi is the Challenging Movie Star Wars Fans Demanded and Never Knew They Didn’t Want” Continue reading "Star Wars: The Last Jedi is the Challenging Movie Star Wars Fans Demanded and Never Knew They Didn’t Want"
Movie ReviewsGeostorm is an Amazing Failure. Who Greenlights this Stuff? Posted on December 2, 2017February 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Geostorm is an Amazing Failure. Who Greenlights this Stuff?” Continue reading "Geostorm is an Amazing Failure. Who Greenlights this Stuff?"
Movie ReviewsA Movie Like ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’ Shouldn’t Be This Boring! Posted on July 22, 2017May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “A Movie Like ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’ Shouldn’t Be This Boring!” Continue reading "A Movie Like ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’ Shouldn’t Be This Boring!"
Movie Reviews‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Masterfully Caps off a Trilogy of Amazing Films Posted on July 18, 2017May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Masterfully Caps off a Trilogy of Amazing Films” Continue reading "‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Masterfully Caps off a Trilogy of Amazing Films"
Movie ReviewsThe Ugly and Stupid ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ is a Conundrum of Excess and a Lack of Care Posted on June 20, 2017August 23, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Ugly and Stupid ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ is a Conundrum of Excess and a Lack of Care” Continue reading "The Ugly and Stupid ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ is a Conundrum of Excess and a Lack of Care"
Movie Reviews‘Alien Covenant’ is an Insultingly Stupid Dumpster Fire Posted on May 23, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Alien Covenant’ is an Insultingly Stupid Dumpster Fire” Continue reading "‘Alien Covenant’ is an Insultingly Stupid Dumpster Fire"
Movie ReviewsBroken People Find Family in the Excellent ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ Posted on May 5, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “Broken People Find Family in the Excellent ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’” Continue reading "Broken People Find Family in the Excellent ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’"
Movie Reviews‘Ghost in the Shell’ a White-Washed, Dumbed-Down, Snore-Fest Posted on April 3, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Ghost in the Shell’ a White-Washed, Dumbed-Down, Snore-Fest” Continue reading "‘Ghost in the Shell’ a White-Washed, Dumbed-Down, Snore-Fest"
Movie Reviews‘Life’ Finds a Way Posted on April 3, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Life’ Finds a Way” Continue reading "‘Life’ Finds a Way"
Movie Reviews‘Independence Day Resurgence’ Completely Skips a More Interesting Movie to Deliver a Terrible One Posted on July 29, 2016May 6, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Independence Day Resurgence’ Completely Skips a More Interesting Movie to Deliver a Terrible One” Continue reading "‘Independence Day Resurgence’ Completely Skips a More Interesting Movie to Deliver a Terrible One"
Movie ReviewsTo Infinity and ‘Star Trek Beyond!’ Posted on July 23, 2016April 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “To Infinity and ‘Star Trek Beyond!’” Continue reading "To Infinity and ‘Star Trek Beyond!’"
Movie Reviews‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part Two’ Stretches Out Every Incredibly Thin Second to Get More of Your Sweet, Sweet Money Posted on November 27, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part Two’ Stretches Out Every Incredibly Thin Second to Get More of Your Sweet, Sweet Money” Continue reading "‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part Two’ Stretches Out Every Incredibly Thin Second to Get More of Your Sweet, Sweet Money"
Movie Reviews‘The Martian’ is an Engrossing Tale of How Duct Tape Holds the Universe Together Posted on October 4, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘The Martian’ is an Engrossing Tale of How Duct Tape Holds the Universe Together” Continue reading "‘The Martian’ is an Engrossing Tale of How Duct Tape Holds the Universe Together"
Movie ReviewsThe Middle Movie Curse Strikes Again with ‘The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials’ Posted on October 4, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “The Middle Movie Curse Strikes Again with ‘The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials’” Continue reading "The Middle Movie Curse Strikes Again with ‘The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials’"
Movie ReviewsIt’s a small ‘Jurassic World’ after all! Posted on July 15, 2015April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “It’s a small ‘Jurassic World’ after all!” Continue reading "It’s a small ‘Jurassic World’ after all!"
Movie Reviews‘Terminator Genisys’ Proves You Can’t Keep a Good Cyborg Down Posted on July 4, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Terminator Genisys’ Proves You Can’t Keep a Good Cyborg Down” Continue reading "‘Terminator Genisys’ Proves You Can’t Keep a Good Cyborg Down"
Movie Reviews‘Extraterrestrial’ will have you cheering for the killer alien Posted on May 22, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Extraterrestrial’ will have you cheering for the killer alien” Continue reading "‘Extraterrestrial’ will have you cheering for the killer alien"
Movie Reviews‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is Fun, Fun, Fun Posted on August 1, 2014May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is Fun, Fun, Fun” Continue reading "‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is Fun, Fun, Fun"
Movie Reviews‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Beats the Odds and ‘Revenge of the Fallen’ to Become the Worst Transformers Movie Posted on June 27, 2014August 23, 2020 by Jason Gaston0 comments on “‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Beats the Odds and ‘Revenge of the Fallen’ to Become the Worst Transformers Movie” Continue reading "‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Beats the Odds and ‘Revenge of the Fallen’ to Become the Worst Transformers Movie"