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Tag: action movie

Teen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology

Posted on January 26, 2023January 31, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

Everything Everywhere All at Once is a masterpiece of mayhem

Posted on April 17, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

The Matrix Resurrections revives a franchise better left dead

Posted on December 25, 2021December 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings benefits from novelty and a wonderful cast with palpable chemistry

Posted on October 13, 2021October 13, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Oh, Hello there, Black Widow solo movie! What took you so long?

Posted on July 8, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

Army of the Dead brings life to the undead

Posted on May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Mortal Kombat sucks the fun out of the game like SHANG TSUNG SUCKS SOULS OUT OF THE VANQUISHED

Posted on April 25, 2021May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Godzilla vs. Kong is an absolute dumpster fire and I loved every minute of it

Posted on April 4, 2021April 4, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Mulan tries to do something new, but ends up stunningly mediocre

Posted on September 4, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Holy cow! Artemis is Foul!

Posted on June 13, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Bumblebee is the Best Transformers movie hands down

Posted on December 27, 2018August 23, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Skyscraper

Posted on July 23, 2018 by Jason Gaston0

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Posted on July 8, 2018March 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Kingsmen: The Golden Circle’ is Predictable and Disappointing

Posted on October 21, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

How Not to Start a Cinematic Universe: “The Mummy”

Posted on September 11, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Masterfully Caps off a Trilogy of Amazing Films

Posted on July 18, 2017May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Ugly and Stupid ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ is a Conundrum of Excess and a Lack of Care

Posted on June 20, 2017August 23, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales’ is actually… good!?

Posted on May 30, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Ghost in the Shell’ a White-Washed, Dumbed-Down, Snore-Fest

Posted on April 3, 2017April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Kong: Skull Island’ Strips King Kong of its Baggage and Sets Him on an Original Adventure For Once

Posted on March 28, 2017June 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ Sticks to the Source Material… that’s not always a good thing

Posted on June 7, 2016May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Middle Movie Curse Strikes Again with ‘The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials’

Posted on October 4, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

It’s a small ‘Jurassic World’ after all!

Posted on July 15, 2015April 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Terminator Genisys’ Proves You Can’t Keep a Good Cyborg Down

Posted on July 4, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Spy’ Forgoes the Easy Fat Jokes and Delivers an Unexpectedly Awesome Female Action Star

Posted on July 1, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

You’d have to be mad to miss ‘Mad Max: Fury Road!’

Posted on May 31, 2015April 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Kick-Ass 2’ Fails to Find a Balance Between Comedy and Brutality

Posted on August 16, 2013May 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Jettisons the Things that Didn’t Work in the First Movie, Replacing them With Other Things That Don’t Work

Posted on March 27, 2013May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0