THE VHS VAULT: We Survived… Somehow | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Review
This week on The VHS Vault, we dive headfirst into the cinematic fever dream that is Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker… and friends, it did not go well.
What happens when you take one of the most beloved franchises in film history, panic halfway through a trilogy, and then try to fix everything in one movie using duct tape, nostalgia, and sheer narrative denial?
You get this. You get… this.
Join me as I attempt to process a film that moves at the speed of light, explains nothing, resurrects everyone, and somehow still expects emotional payoff. It’s a journey. Not a good journey. But definitely a loud one.
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🎬 In this episode, we:
⚡ Try to keep up with a plot that refuses to be understood
🧙♂️ Talk about the sudden return of Emperor Palpatine like it’s a casual Tuesday
💀 Mourn character arcs that were… politely ignored
🚀 Question every single creative decision while spiraling into madness
😂 Cope with humor because the alternative is screaming into the void
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If you’ve ever watched a movie and thought, “Wait… did they just… no… they didn’t… oh my god they did,” — congratulations, you’re already emotionally prepared for this episode.
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