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Tag: 2019 Movies

1917 is an exciting, engrossing, and intoxicating experience

Posted on April 6, 2020April 5, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

I Have Seen “Cats” and I Have… Thoughts.

Posted on February 4, 2020March 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Annabelle Comes Home is a Shallow Gallery of Jump Scares

Posted on January 19, 2020February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

“Lady and the Tramp” is Just Fine and, for a Live-Action Disney Remake… that’s Fine

Posted on November 18, 2019February 22, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

“Maleficent: Mistress of Evil” Once Again Chooses the Lazy Route and Makes a Villain a Hero

Posted on November 12, 2019November 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Angry Birds Movie 2’ is an Unexpectedly Hilarious Sequel

Posted on November 5, 2019November 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Zombieland: Double Tap” is a Mostly Toothless Sequel

Posted on October 19, 2019October 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Joker’ is a Masterpiece

Posted on October 15, 2019October 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘It: Chapter Two’: Never Send an Adult to Do a Kid’s Job

Posted on October 14, 2019October 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Between Two Ferns: The Movie’ is the Feature Length Movie Based on an Internet Show You Never Knew You Always Wanted

Posted on September 25, 2019October 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Movie Reviews Television

“Steven Universe: The Movie” is a Celebration of Song, Life, Love, and Change

Posted on September 3, 2019September 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Secret Life of Pets 2’: Because Absolutely No One Demanded It!

Posted on August 26, 2019August 25, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Banana Splits’ is the Weirdest Joke Ever Filmed

Posted on August 25, 2019September 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Fact and Fiction Swirl About in ‘The Amazing Johnathan Documentary’

Posted on August 22, 2019August 20, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Marlon Wayans Plays Easy Stereotypes for Laughs that Never Come in “Sextuplets”

Posted on August 19, 2019August 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Invader Zim’ Returns to “Enter the Florpus”

Posted on August 18, 2019August 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’ is a Marvelously Macabre Retelling of a Childhood Favorite

Posted on August 12, 2019August 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Lion Sleeps Tonight: “The Lion King” is a Dull and Uninspired Retelling

Posted on July 28, 2019July 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Works in Spite of Itself

Posted on July 21, 2019July 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ is a Fun and Poignant End to Phase Three

Posted on July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Toy Story 4 is the Masterfully Animated, Bittersweet, Heartwarming, and Hilarious Movie We Totally Didn’t Need

Posted on June 27, 2019June 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Yes, ‘Dark Phoenix’ Really Is That Bad

Posted on June 26, 2019June 24, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

An Inventive and Clever Movie, ‘Child’s Play’ Hobbles Itself by Being a Remake When it Didn’t Have to Be

Posted on June 24, 2019June 23, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Adam Sandler’s ‘Murder Mystery’ is an Unexpectedly Charming Throwback

Posted on June 22, 2019June 22, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘I Am Mother’ is a Thoughtful and Uneasy Ethical and Moral Dilemma

Posted on June 20, 2019June 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Men in Black: International’ is Mediocre Without Borders

Posted on June 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

If It Hadn’t Been for Those Meddling Humans, ‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ Would Have Gotten Away With It

Posted on June 3, 2019June 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Netflix’ ‘Rim of the World’ Is a ‘Goonies’ Type Adventure that Keeps the Danger Real

Posted on May 31, 2019May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Brightburn: The Birth of a Super Villain

Posted on May 29, 2019May 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Often Imitated But Never Duplicated: ‘Aladdin’ Chooses Imitation over Innovation

Posted on May 28, 2019May 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston1

‘What We Left Behind’ Takes a Whimsical, Fond, and Sometimes Critical Look Back at Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Posted on May 14, 2019May 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Scary Stories’ takes a fond look back at the legacy of a really messed up series of children’s book

Posted on May 10, 2019May 9, 2019 by Jason Gaston1

‘Avengers: Endgame’ is Not Only an Ending, but a New Beginning

Posted on April 26, 2019April 26, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Hellboy’ is an Unholy Mess

Posted on April 16, 2019April 15, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Missing Link’ is Missing Some of that Old Laika Magic

Posted on April 14, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Pet Semetary: Sometimes the Original is Better

Posted on April 8, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Shazam! Pure Magic!

Posted on April 7, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Justice League vs. The Fatal Five

Posted on April 2, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

This is “Us”

Posted on March 25, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Captain Marvel Flies High, But Not Above its Predecessors

Posted on March 11, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Scooby Doo and the Curse of the 13th Ghost: A Television Finale 35 Years Late, But Still Welcome

Posted on March 10, 2019May 20, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

Alita: Battle Angel Excels at World Building, but Not Much Else

Posted on February 18, 2019February 17, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Tries Its Best to Fill Some Big Brick Shoes

Posted on February 9, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World May Be the Weakest in the Trilogy, but It Ends the Series Beautifully.

Posted on February 2, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0