The Disgusting Progression of a Sunburn on a Pale White Guy

When I venture out into the sun, I don’t just burn, I burst into flames as I did this fateful summer.

Now, being that I have adopted four dark-skinned Mexican children, they were absolutely fascinated and disgusted by what a sunburn did to me and I thought… why not share this amazing metamorphosis that took place on my arms?

I would apologize for this, but I’m not sorry. I was miserable for a week and now its your turn to suffer.

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