Pumpkin spice season is here, which means the leaves are changing, Halloween decorations are appearing, and a certain percentage of the population has once again decided that CINNAMON IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT.
Here’s the thing: I think pumpkin spice is pretty vile too.
So I don’t drink it.
That’s it. That’s the revolutionary solution.
I don’t need to make hating pumpkin spice my entire personality. I don’t need to announce my resistance every time somebody orders a latte. I don’t need to form an underground militia because Starbucks put nutmeg in something.
But some people absolutely lose their minds over pumpkin spice every single fall, so it’s time to discuss why PUMPKIN SPICE PANIC IS FOR IDIOTS.
And as this rant continues, things get increasingly reasonable and dignified.
That is a lie.
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