Cruise ships are incredible feats of engineering, packed with food, entertainment, beautiful ocean views…and several thousand people who suddenly forget how elevators, hallways and basic human decency work.
In this episode, I’m taking aim at the most irritating cruise passenger behavior: elevator stampedes, hallway blockades, pool-chair hostage situations, buffet warfare, line cutters, speakerphone criminals, chronically late theater guests and the people who treat hardworking crew members like medieval servants.
I genuinely love cruising, but the moment certain passengers cross the gangway, their social skills are confiscated by port security along with their liquor.
So grab a colorful frozen drink, protect the last hash brown and join me as we explore why CRUISE PASSENGERS ARE IDIOTS!
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0:00 The cruise passenger problem
1:59 Elevator etiquette
4:00 Hallway awareness
4:32 Pool chair hogging
5:25 Buffet conduct
6:44 General lack of consideration
7:53 Obsessive recording
8:36 Staff interactions
10:09 Punctuality and perspective
11:32 Conclusion and call to action
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