What if Link isn’t just the Hero of Hyrule… what if he’s Hyrule’s terrifying little cryptid?
In this video, we take a very serious, scholarly, deeply necessary look at how absolutely unhinged Link must seem to the ordinary people of Hyrule. Sure, we know he’s saving the kingdom. But from the average villager’s perspective? A silent blond gremlin just crawled out of the woods, broke into your house, smashed your grandmother’s urn, stole your arrows, ate a raw lizard, murdered pig Satan, and vanished into the mountains.
Honestly? That’s not a hero. That’s Bigfoot with a sword.
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🔥 Why Hyrule keeps trusting the world’s most dangerous unattended child
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