Paper straws are annoying. They get soggy. They feel weird on your lips. They collapse into your drink like they’ve just received devastating personal news.
But you know what’s even more annoying? Fully grown adults acting like a paper straw is the final sign of civilization’s collapse.
In this video, I’m taking aim at the people who turn every paper straw into a political speech, a customer-service incident, and a Facebook meltdown. Yes, paper straws are terrible. No, Madison at the drive-thru did not personally destroy America by handing you one.
Because here’s the thing: drinking directly from the cup was always an option.
Like an adult.
So grab your drink — with or without a straw — and let’s talk about soggy tubes, public whining, fake oppression, and why some people need to grow up before they’re trusted with beverages.
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