The Super Mario Galaxy Movie promised a cosmic adventure, big Nintendo spectacle, and a whole lot of mushroom-powered fun… and instead delivered a big steaming bowl of Super Meh-rio. In this review, I break down what worked, what absolutely did not, why Chris Pratt somehow improved, why Charlie Day remains the undisputed king of Luigi, and why (REDACTED) strolls into this movie and immediately makes everybody else look lazy.
We’re talking wasted potential, pointless nostalgia detours, one extremely unnecessary Yoshi, a plot held together with chewing gum and panic, and an ending that basically shrugs, rolls over, and dies. If you were hoping for a savage, joke-filled rant about a movie that had every opportunity to be great and instead chose to just kind of exist in front of us, this one is for you.
🪠 In this video:
My full review of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Why this sequel disappointed me way more than I expected
Chris Pratt actually doing a better job this time
Charlie Day continuing to be the perfect Luigi
Why (REDACTED) is the best thing in the entire movie
Why Yoshi feels more like merchandise than a character
My thoughts on the weak plot, fake-outs, and limp ending
A spoiler-filled comedic breakdown of all the cosmic nonsense
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