On this episode of The VHS Vault, VHS_Jase and Jason Roy Gaston crack open Hellboy: The Crooked Man—a movie so slow and tedious we’re convinced it was shot in real time. Sure, it’s technically better than that David Harbour disaster, but that’s like saying a stubbed toe is better than a chainsaw to the face.
Dull pacing, uninspired scares, and a Hellboy who feels like he’s just trying to make it to lunch break. Strap in for two hours of “meh” wrapped in demon horns.
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