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Tag: horror

A Humbled Director Delivers a Knock at the Cabin

Posted on February 5, 2023February 5, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

Teen Wolf: The Movie is Crushed by its Own Obese Mythology

Posted on January 26, 2023January 31, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

Megan is a Welcome January Surprise

Posted on January 8, 2023 by Jason Gaston0

Jurassic World: Dominion is actually pretty good and I’ll gladly be devoured on that hill!

Posted on June 30, 2022June 30, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness may be a Smaller Adventure Than We Thought, but it shows Growth in Other Ways

Posted on June 27, 2022June 27, 2022 by Jason Gaston0

Malignant is stupidly insane and I love it

Posted on September 11, 2021September 11, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Life is a beach and then you die in, “Old”

Posted on July 27, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Fear Street 1994 is a Simple slasher throwback with an interesting mythology

Posted on July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Psycho Goreman is an unrelenting barrage of nostalgic weirdness

Posted on July 6, 2021July 6, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is’ a demonic dud

Posted on June 4, 2021June 7, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

A Quiet Place, Part II brings a horrified hush to a much larger world

Posted on May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Army of the Dead brings life to the undead

Posted on May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

I finally watched The New Mutants so you don’t have to!

Posted on May 15, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Annabelle Comes Home is a Shallow Gallery of Jump Scares

Posted on January 19, 2020February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

There May Be Better Movies Than “The Velocipastor,” But Few Are This Much Fun

Posted on January 1, 2020May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston1

There is No Adjective That can Describe the Incredible Badness That is ‘Dreamcatcher.’

Posted on October 31, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“The Haunted Mansion”: Stop this Doombuggy, I Want to Get Off!

Posted on October 31, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

A Painful Look Back at ‘FearDotCom,’ the Embarrassing Time Hollywood Tried to Make the Internet Scary

Posted on October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

“The Skeleton Key” is a Vast Cut Above its Early 2000’s PG-13 Horror Ilk and Deserves its Long Overdue Due

Posted on October 29, 2019October 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Never Has a Movie Never Been More Canadian than ‘Another Wolfcop!’

Posted on October 27, 2019November 13, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Changeling’ is an Incredibly Effective Slow-Burning Horror Masterpiece

Posted on October 20, 2019October 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Zombieland: Double Tap” is a Mostly Toothless Sequel

Posted on October 19, 2019October 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Look Out ‘Below!’ This is an Overlooked Horror Movie You Need to See!

Posted on October 18, 2019October 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘It: Chapter Two’: Never Send an Adult to Do a Kid’s Job

Posted on October 14, 2019October 14, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘In the Tall Grass’ Starts Strong but is Mowed Down by Mediocrity

Posted on October 9, 2019October 7, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Hell House LLC’ is a Found Footage Horror Treasure

Posted on October 3, 2019October 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

That One Time they Made a Dracula Movie with a Nine-Day Shelf Life

Posted on October 2, 2019October 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘The Banana Splits’ is the Weirdest Joke Ever Filmed

Posted on August 25, 2019September 2, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’ is a Marvelously Macabre Retelling of a Childhood Favorite

Posted on August 12, 2019August 11, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

An Inventive and Clever Movie, ‘Child’s Play’ Hobbles Itself by Being a Remake When it Didn’t Have to Be

Posted on June 24, 2019June 23, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Thirty Observations I Made When I Watched ‘House of the Dead’

Posted on June 8, 2019June 4, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Happening: An Annotated Guide to One of the Worst Movies Ever

Posted on June 1, 2019May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Brightburn: The Birth of a Super Villain

Posted on May 29, 2019May 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Curse of La Llorona Cursed with a Tedious Story That Just Gives Up

Posted on April 20, 2019April 19, 2019 by Jason Gaston1

Pet Semetary: Sometimes the Original is Better

Posted on April 8, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

You Should Be Watching ‘Castlevania.’

Posted on March 31, 2019April 12, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

The Human Centipede 3: Final Sequence

Posted on March 30, 2019March 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Human Centipede: First Sequence

Posted on March 28, 2019March 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

You Should be Watching “Love, Death, & Robots”

Posted on March 26, 2019May 21, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

This is “Us”

Posted on March 25, 2019April 16, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Seven Minutes in Dark City

Posted on March 6, 2019March 3, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

An American Werewolf In London: A Reflection on the Best Werewolf Movie of All Time

Posted on February 22, 2019February 18, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Escape Room is so Stupid it Doesn’t Know How Stupid it is.

Posted on January 7, 2019February 10, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Hereditary: Horror is a Family Affair

Posted on December 28, 2018February 10, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Bird Box is Just Like A Quiet Place, Only Bad

Posted on December 28, 2018February 10, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

The Nun has Nun of the Scares and Nun of the Suspense

Posted on December 23, 2018February 2, 2020 by Jason Gaston0

A Beautiful, Horrible Silence is found in A Quiet Place

Posted on April 5, 2018May 31, 2021 by Jason Gaston0

Annihilation

Posted on March 17, 2018January 28, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Veronica

Posted on March 10, 2018May 30, 2019 by Jason Gaston0

Jeepers Creepers 3

Posted on February 25, 2018January 27, 2019 by Jason Gaston0