What if Santa Claus wasn’t a jolly old elf… but instead a pissed-off demon wrestler with an axe to grind and a body count to maintain?
Good news: Santa’s Slay already answered that question, and somehow it stars Bill Goldberg.
In this video, I take a deep dive into Santa’s Slay, a movie that fully understands what it is, commits to the bit, and then sled-rides that bit directly through a plate-glass window. This is a Christmas horror-comedy that doesn’t pretend to be classy, meaningful, or emotionally fulfilling. It just wants Santa to murder people creatively—and honestly? Respect.
We talk about:
🎅 Demon Santa lore that is way more thought-out than it needs to be
🪓 Over-the-top kills that feel like holiday party tricks
🤼 Bill Goldberg bringing pro-wrestler energy to seasonal carnage
🎄 Why this movie works because it’s dumb, not in spite of it
🔥 How this became an unexpected holiday comfort movie for weird people (me)
Is it good?
Is it stupid?
Is it a Christmas miracle wrapped in blood-soaked tinsel?
Yes.
If you like your holiday movies violent, ridiculous, and completely unashamed of themselves, this one might be for you.
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