Every year the Christmas Police rise from the shadows to hiss, wheeze, and Grinch-screech, “It’s too early for Christmas decorations!” And every year, I get louder.
In this episode, I defend the brave, sparkling souls who dare to put up Christmas lights before Thanksgiving, or even before the leftover Halloween candy is gone.
If twinkle lights in early November offend you, that’s not a calendar issue.
That’s a you issue.
🎄 In this holly jolly tirade, I cover:
Why early Christmas decorators are the REAL heroes
Why joy does NOT have a curfew
Why “it’s too early!” is the dumbest hill to die on
Mariah Carey, HOA drama, and emotional support fairy lights
The secret jealousy of late decorators
Why life is too short to wait for happiness
Let people be merry. Let them be bright. And if someone wants to put a Santa in their yard on November 1st? GOOD FOR THEM.
✨ Light up your life and stop telling others to turn theirs off.
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