So apparently the YouTube algorithm took one look at my viewing history and decided, “Ah yes, this man wants nothing but reptilian carnage.”
One innocent scroll through Shorts and suddenly I’m knee-deep in Komodo dragons devouring goats like it’s a nature documentary directed by Eli Roth on Monster Energy Drinks and Viagra. I didn’t ask for this! I just wanted funny cat videos and maybe a raccoon stealing hot dogs — not a front-row seat to The Circle of Life: Hardcore Edition.
In this episode, I unravel how a single video broke my entire algorithm and convinced YouTube that I’m one goat video away from being legally insane. Come for the trauma, stay for the trauma.
🐉 Topics include:
The moment YouTube decided I was a psychopath
Why goats shouldn’t have fan clubs in Indonesia
Nature documentaries that need trigger warnings
And why my recommended feed is now a horror movie
🎬 Watch, laugh, and pray that the algorithm doesn’t decide you need Komodo dragon content.
💀 Like, share, and subscribe — or the algorithm wins.
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