🎃 Halloween Isn’t Evil, Y’all — It’s Just Fun! 👻
Back in the day, Halloween was about cheap plastic masks that cut your tongue, soggy carnival ducks, and pretending that the high schoolers’ haunted house was actually scary so they wouldn’t cry into their eyeliner. And then… the Satanic Panic happened.
Suddenly, everyone decided that dressing up like Dracula was a one-way ticket to the underworld. We went from “guess how many jelly beans are in the jar” to “guess how many imaginary Satanists are hiding behind every bush.”
In this episode of Me Monday, Jason Roy Gaston takes a good-natured but fiery rant through the rise and fall of Halloween innocence — from Kmart costumes to moral panics, from fun-sized candy to full-sized hysteria.
🎃 Tune in to hear Jason roast:
👹 The Satanic Panic math that never math’d
🦇 How plastic mask eyeholes were OSHA violations waiting to happen
🧙♀️ Why old-school Halloween carnivals were pure chaotic joy
🍬 And why blaming Satan for Reese’s Cups is just weird behavior
Because Halloween isn’t evil, it’s fun. The only truly demonic thing about it is those off-brand candy corn bags that taste like sadness.
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