Strap on your orange suspender-straps and polish up that multipass, because Jason Roy Gaston and VHS_Jase are spelunking deep into Luc Besson’s neon fever dream, The Fifth Element. Watch as they debate whether Bruce Willis’ bleached-blonde buzzcut can actually save the universe, if Milla Jovovich is secretly a walking pack of Starburst, and why Chris Tucker’s wardrobe looks like Lisa Frank hijacked a French fashion show. Plus: hot takes on Gary Oldman’s plastic-Tupperware headpiece, the galaxy’s biggest McDonald’s order, and an opera solo that still owns rent-free space in our brains. Grab your Korben Dallas-approved microwaved chicken, crank the Diva Dance to 11, and prepare for more sarcasm than a Mondoshawan in coach class.
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