Brace yourselves, folks, because Amazon’s 2025 “adaptation” of War of the Worlds just crash-landed, and it’s not the Martians causing destruction this time—it’s the movie itself. In this video, I tear apart this flaming dumpster of a film that somehow manages to make alien invasions boring. We’ve got Ice Cube delivering a performance so lifeless it makes cardboard look charismatic, special effects that could’ve been rendered on a PlayStation 2, writing that feels like it was scribbled on a napkin during a lunch break, and a protagonist whose main skill is invading EVERYONE’S privacy like it’s a sport. Oh, and did I mention this whole “movie” is basically one long, shameless commercial for Amazon Prime?
Join me as I rant, rave, and regret every second of this cinematic train wreck. Watch as plot holes open wider than the Martians’ death rays, logic gets thrown out the airlock, and I question every single life choice that led me to sit through this atrocity.
If you enjoy watching a reviewer slowly lose their sanity while torching a movie that deserves no mercy, this is the video for you.
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