Welcome to The VHS Vault: The Mustachioed Menace Edition!
This week, Jason Roy Gaston and VHS_Jase drag a very special (and possibly soon-to-regret-it) guest, *Captain Joe Dove*, into the cinematic crime scene that is **Joss Whedon’s *Justice League*** — the movie so bad it made Ben Affleck consider retirement *twice*. Join us as we endure 120 minutes of awkward reshoots, painfully forced humor, and *the most cursed CGI upper lip in cinematic history*.
Henry Cavill’s face looks like it lost a fight with a Snapchat filter, and honestly, that’s the least of this film’s problems. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the sarcasm, and witness the moment Captain Joe questions every life choice that led to him agreeing to this. Find out why we all unanimously agree this version of *Justice League* should be locked in the Phantom Zone.
You will believe a grown man can cry.
Jason Gaston 
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