Jason Gaston

Look, I have no reason to roast Texas. I wasn’t provoked. No one asked. Texas didn’t do anything *directly* to me. And yet… here we are.

Come along with me as, I lovingly (but also recklessly) drag the Lone Star State for its quirks, its cows, its weather mood swings, and yes—its undying obsession with being “not like the other states.”

Is it hot? Yes. Is it dramatic? Also yes. Did I survive? Debatable.

Grab a glass of sweet tea, hop in my metaphorical pickup truck, and let’s take a scenic, sarcastic stroll through the land of boots, BBQ, and baffling road signs. Subscribe for more chaos, questionable travel takes, and weekly reminders that no state is safe.

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