VHS_Jase and Jason Roy Gaston embark on an intergalactic journey through a mysterious portal… straight into a movie that bored them to tears.
That’s right, we’re talking about Stargate (1994), the film that dares to ask, “What if ancient aliens built the pyramids?” and then answers with, “Who cares?”
Join us as we try to decipher how a movie with Kurt Russell, James Spader, and a literal gateway to another world could somehow be this mind-numbingly dull.
From wooden performances to plot holes the size of a wormhole, we break down why this so-called sci-fi “classic” left us wishing we had dialed in a different destination.
Did you love Stargate? Do you think we’re completely wrong? Tell us in the comments! (Just be prepared for some good-natured sarcasm in response.)
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