🍍 Pineapple belongs on pizza. Not only does it belong—it reigns supreme. In this definitive rant, I break down the so-called “arguments” of the haters, roast them into oblivion, and prove once and for all that Hawaiian pizza is the Charizard evolution of food.

Tune in to see:
🍕 The “science” of why pineapple makes perfect sense
🤣 A roast session for pineapple haters (cargo shorts beware)
👽 Why aliens will judge humanity based on our pizza toppings
💍 Why not liking pineapple might actually be grounds for divorce
😂 Plus: a descent into complete pineapple-fueled madness

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