Buckle up for the most *prehistorically pointless* road trip you’ve never asked for! In this dino-mite episode of *Travels with Jason*, I start my day at Six Flags Over Texas by hopping into a fossil-fueled jalopy for the **Dinosaur Off Road Adventure**—a thrilling ride where animatronic lizards judge your driving skills while you narrowly avoid extinction (and potholes).
But wait, the dino drama doesn’t stop there.
Because after surviving a T-Rex traffic jam, I take my *very real* car to **Dino Clean Car Wash** in Frisco, where sudsy velociraptors make sure my ride is cleaner than a freshly-hatched egg. It’s a full day of Jurassic joyrides, prehistoric polish, and more bad puns than you can shake a Stegosaurus at.
Watch as I live out every six-year-old’s dream… and every adult’s oddly specific afternoon.
Jason Gaston 
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