Jason Gaston

This week on *XXL Men*, VHS_Jase and Jason Roy Gaston dive headfirst into the sewer to dredge up “Captive Hearts,” the infamous X-Men: The Animated Series episode that dared to ask the question: *What if we shoved all the worst romantic subplots into one moist, underground adventure?*

Join us as we endure the melodrama of Cyclops and Jean’s relationship teetering on the edge of a soap opera, Wolverine being extra growly about it, and the introduction of the Morlocks — a band of subterranean mutants with all the charm of a moldy sock and none of the hygiene.

Sure, it’s not *good* — not even *Saturday morning good* — but “Captive Hearts” somehow gave birth to a thousand memes, including that iconic Wolverine bed photo. So we guess… thanks for that?

If you like overacting, forced romance, and mutants who live like Ninja Turtles without the pizza budget, this episode is for you.

**Watch now, regret later.**

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