Welcome to Alberta — the Texas of Canada, where the oil flows freely, the trucks are taller than your house, and the official bird is probably a construction crane. I ventured into this land of cowboy hats, unpredictable weather, and cities locked in an eternal feud over who has the bigger mall complex.
Join me as I roast Alberta like a Calgary Stampede barbecue — lovingly, with a side of sass. From Edmonton’s personality crisis to Calgary’s obsession with cowboy cosplay, nothing is safe… not even the nerds in Vulcan. Yes, Alberta has it all: mountains, meadows, and enough beef to start a diplomatic incident with vegans.
So saddle up, grab your Timmy’s double-double, and prepare to laugh your toque off. It’s all in good fun, Alberta — you may be freezing, on fire, and flooding all at once, but we love you anyway.
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