This time, your fearless rewind warriors, Jason Roy Gaston and VHS_Jace, take a blind leap into the cinematic masterpiece(?) that is **Blind Fury** (1989) — the heartwarming tale of a sword-wielding, sunglasses-wearing, Vietnam vet turned blind samurai, played by none other than *Rutger Hauer*.
Yes, *that* Rutger Hauer.
Join us as we question everything: * Why is there so much swordfighting in a movie with so little eyesight? * Is it still kidnapping if the kid is having a great time? * And is it *really* revenge if you’re just vibing through the entire third act?
Between the questionable parenting, the random explosions, and a villain who looks like he was rejected from *Walker, Texas Ranger*, this flick delivers all the 80s action nonsense you never knew you needed. So grab your blindfold, swing wildly at your TV, and press play on *Blind Fury*. Just try not to poke your eye out. Or do. It’s thematic.
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