Jason Gaston

FOUR HOURS OF THIS!!!

Buckle up, Vault Dwellers! VHS_Jace and Jason Roy Gaston are joined by special guest invader *Captain Joe Dove* to take a heroic, slo-mo plunge into the overcooked casserole that is **Zack Snyder’s Justice League** – yes, the one that’s longer than most human relationships and somehow *still* manages to be 90% CGI growling and frowny stares.

Was it worth the wait?
Did we need four hours of sad Aquaman walking into the ocean like he’s in a cologne ad?
Why does everything look like it was dipped in cigarette ash?
And seriously, who asked for this much **backstory**?!

We dissect every gritty, gray, operatic, bloated, slow-motion frame of this highly polished turd that somehow thinks it’s Shakespeare in IMAX. It’s the superhero movie that dares to ask the question: *What if a comic book movie was too serious to be fun?*

But hey, at least it’s not the theatrical cut… right? RIGHT?!

**Grab your Mother Boxes, cry to some Icelandic sea shanties, and get ready for the Snyder-est thing ever made.**

**#ReleaseTheSnarkCut**
**#JusticeLeague**
**#SnyderCut**
**#TooLongDidntWatch**
**#FourHoursOfMoodyStares**
**#SupermanStillHasNoLines**
**#VaultOfShenanigans**
**#VHSVault**
**#HighlyPolishedTurd**
**#CaptainJoeDoveFliesAgain**
**#ZackAttack**

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