Ah, Colorado. Land of majestic mountains, legal weed, and people who treat hiking like a competitive sport. In this video, I lovingly (read: relentlessly) roast the Centennial State—because if your air is that thin, you’ve got to expect a little shade.
We’ll explore Colorado’s obsession with elevation, the mystery of why every town is somehow “the best kept secret,” and how owning a Subaru is apparently part of the state constitution. Whether you’re from Denver, Durango, or that one town only reachable by llama, this roast is all in good fun. Mostly. Grab your granola, lace up your $400 hiking boots, and let’s get passive-aggressively judgmental about Colorado.
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