Welcome back to *Will it Tumble?*, the show where science and stupidity hold hands and leap into a spinning metal abyss. In today’s groundbreaking (and potentially toy-ruining) episode, we’re tossing the absolute worst *He-Man and the Masters of the Universe* figure—Jitsu—into a rock tumbler for seven entire months.
That’s right. Seven. We don’t know what that’ll do, but we’re guessing it’s not “increase collector value.”
Join me and my long-suffering co-host Fizzgig (who is *not* legally a gremlin) as we test the limits of plastic, patience, and common sense. Will Jitsu emerge as a smooth, polished masterpiece? Or just a sad, orange nugget of 1980s regret? There’s only one way to find out: gratuitous, slow-motion destruction.
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Jason Gaston 
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