Crack open the dusty clamshell and prepare for mild disappointment! In this episode of The VHS Vault, your rewind renegades Jason Roy Gaston and VHS_Jase dive headfirst into the cinematic kryptonite that is Superman Returns—a film that dared to ask, “What if Superman was boring, broody, and stalked Lois Lane from the sky?”
Watch in stunned disbelief as they explore:
– Brandon Routh’s noble effort to channel Christopher Reeve while simultaneously looking like he’s constipated
– Lex Luthor’s evil master plan to sell chunks of ugly real estate (seriously?)
– The emotional rollercoaster of Superman being a deadbeat space dad
– And the heroic tale of how this movie almost put the Man of Steel back in the grave0
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No wait—it’s just two nerds yelling at a 2006 movie!
Grab your capes, suspend your disbelief, and join us for a nostalgic breakdown of one of the most “meh” superhero movies of the 2000s.
Jason Gaston 
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